Schmoozing Scotch Chix Style

Frankly, while the Scotch Chix always enjoy slipping into their little black dresses and red stiletto heels, they find most mingling sessions to be vacuous wastes of time. More to the point, the drinks menu offered at such affairs often fails to include the finest of liquids, single malt whisky. That is why the Scotch Chix began the tradition of the Scotch Session.

Although, DC Scotch Chick and her Gent have been known to slip into affairs bearing cut glasses of their favorite adult beverage, and there is always the Trusty Hip Flask, the most direct way to accomplish the goal of interacting with interesting individuals while sipping libations worthy of a girl's attention is to ditch the party and host one's own. The execution is simple: one usually knows a few of the individuals one is destined to schmooze with at the gala, so a Scotch Chick graces the event with her presence and discretely whispers into the ears of worthy Ladies and Gents that she has fine single malt whisky stashed in her hotel room and that they are welcome to slip away in an half an hour for some intimate sampling. She then mingles some more searching for more worthy souls and just before the appointed time retires to her room to await the arrival of her guests. 

A Scotch Chix Scotch Session is a cozy affair with the half a dozen individuals she probably would have been chatting with at the event anyway. It is characterized by a choice of three or four fine single malts, long interesting conversations that sometimes impinge on the dinner hour, and overall a much more civilized and satisfying schmoozing experience.